What? WHAT?
Seriously, why are you looking over here? All the navigation is at the top.
No, really
There's nothing here. Everything's going on over to the right here. See the little arrows? Yeah, there's a reason for that. Geez.
Enter a tiny, pathetic URL here:
Unsatisfied with your Length?
You are not alone. Many people today are not happy with the size of their URL.
In fact, we all know that size does matter, and a longer URL will show the world that you're not willing to knuckle under to pressure, but are willing to show off your big URL to the world, whether it breaks up in their mail or forum post or not!
Do they REALLY love you?
If someone loves you, they'll be more than willing to copy and paste your long URL into their browser to follow your link, even if it takes them all day!
A longer URL can help you find out for sure: do they care, or are they just around to bring you down lower with their insistence on teensy URLs?
You know what? SCREW those teensy URL mofo's, man.
You know what we used to have on the Internet?
Big-ass motherfucking links.
That's right, yo: links that
BREAK THE WHOLE PAGE!
Links like:
http://www.someuniversity.edu/~login
/math/research_into_banach_spaces_with_cheese/some_thing.html
or
http://www.geocities.com/World/UnitedStates/NewYork/NewYorkCity/GreenwichVillage
/ThatOneCoffeeShopWhereTheTransvestitesUsedToHangOut/ .
I say again: URLs were LARGE and IN CHARGE and not afraid to get out there and say, "Hey! If my URL breaks in your email, get another damn email program that works!"
Well now you can forget about "tinyurl" this and "miniurl" that. Pansies, all of em!
We're here to give you the length you've always DREAMED of ... in a URL.
Enter your tiny, pathetic, small URL here:
